Dear Brian, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body...

Questions to Dear Brian

The Wonderful World of Longmire is indeed fortunate to present Mr. Brian Hamby, resident expert on just about everything. Brian can give you advice on love, romance, dating, etiquette, fashion, midget tossing, and potato guns... you name it. Read some of his answers to questions from numerous troubled souls and then drop him a line yourself... er, not that your soul is troubled... I'm sure your soul is a fine one...uh, I apologize if I have offended you.


Dear Brian's Love Tips

Brian shares his mastery of romance and dating with invaluable tips for us mortals. Take a look... you just might learn a thing or two about love along the way.


On the Trail of Hamby

Brian is... well, let's just say that he has a problem with authority. He's usually the "guest" of a government facility somewhere. For a period of over 18 months (from June 1999 to December 2000), Brian "checked out" and was on the lam until he was recaptured on national televison. Relive those exciting moments On the Trail of Hamby!


Brian's Rap Sheet

This boy has been busy! Take a peek into this miscreant's past...if you dare! Warning: Contains shocking accounts of criminal insanity!


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