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Susan Said That She Hated You

 

Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2000 10:44 AM
From: Mark
To: Brian
Subject: hate

 

Mark: Susan said that she hated you.

 

Brian: I have that power over women.

 

Mark: Behold the power of sleaze.

 

Brian: Talked to an ex-girlfriend of a friend on the phone last night. We had a really long conversation and used to be pretty close. I think I could get something going if I pushed it. She's kind of an environmental type with liberal views which could be a show stopper. She's pretty damn cute but doesn't shave her underarms, for whatever that's worth and not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

Mark: An environmental type that doesn't shave her underarms?

Is she human?

 

Brian: Yeah, I know, but she's open to ideas if you know what I mean.

 

Mark: Exactly what is "she?"

 

Brian: She's available.