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Turn Off Your Heartlight

 

Sent: Monday, June 06, 2005 1:30 PM
From: Mark
To: Brian
Subject: The reawakening...

 

Mark: The headline on this photo from the Knoxville News Sentinel's website has me a little worried.

 

Brian: I know, that 'Waters of the Coster Shop case runs deep, murky' is bothering me too.

 

Mark: shut it

 

Brian: No thank you.

 

Mark: I'll turn off your heartlight...

 

Brian: There's no such thing. I should know since I was in the hospital and the guy never mentioned replacing my 'heartlight' or the batteries in it. You're a liar.

 

Mark: Well, Neil Diamond instructed ET to turn on his heartlight and that man is a legend. Did he lie when he told us they were coming to America? I think not.

If a heartlight can be turned on, then it can be turned off, so don't be getting so damned smartass with me or I'll turn yours off... permanently.

 

Brian: You don't even know where the switch is.

 

Mark: So... you've admitted that a heartlight exists.