1.
His & her burial plots.
2.
Heart-shaped fake dog doo.
3.
A drunken, underwear-clad performance of "Achy-Breaky Heart."
4.
A romantic, candlelit dinner for two at the Waffle House.
5.
Renewing your marriage vows aboard the Zamboni at a hockey game.
6.
Misspelling your beloved's name on your latest tattoo.
7.
A snake.
8.
A jug of vintage Christmas egg nog.
9.
A crushed box of chocolates, complete with tire skidmarks across
it.
10.
A snappy salute.
11.
A romantic getaway to a cattle auction.
12.
A heart-shaped balloon filled with nerve gas.
13.
A gift certificate from Frederick's of Hoboken.
14.
A heart-shaped nicotine patch.
15.
A heart-shaped orthopedic seat cushion.
16.
Heartworms.
17.
A Christmas card.
18.
Backstage passes to Wrestlemania.
19.
A Valentine Post-it Note.
20.
A personalized Valentine message spray-painted on an interstate
overpass.
21.
Bean dip.
22.
A single red rose... stapled to a carton of cigarettes.
23.
A heart-shaped brush fire in the backyard.
24.
A restraining order.
25.
A Chia-Valentine.