The following are catch phrases that I use daily,
and are sure to sweep the nation at any moment.
You're welcome to use them at no charge.


Noodles are noodles, and fondle them you must.


Don't drop my love.

 

Comin' down the line...

 

Oh, my sweet, sweet low...

 

You could be scratching to infection!


Le Poot, por favor?

 

Bring it home, son.

 

Hike your love leg.

 

I said NO PICKLES, dammit!

 

Durscht!

 

Let it shine, my friend.

 

Charlie Weaver to block, please...

 

Oh, sweet saucy lady...

 

Fan the flames of freedom.

 

Jiggle me tenders!

 

Back off, tough guy.

 

HOLY MAMA!

 

Could you please pass the red-eye gravy?

 

You, sir, are an idiot.

 

Make it sing!

 

Try to imagine how little I care.

 

Bring on the Panty Pleasers®!

 

Unhand me, you fiend.

 

Tonight, we love.


WHO ATE ALL THE DAMN FUNYUNS?!!!!

 

That's what Daddy likes!

 

BLOOD SUN!

 

My pantaloons are tingling, Captain.

 

If you can grow it, we can shave it.

 

I have The Power of ZYRTEC!

 

Flower me fancy, boys!

 

Rock your lady! Rock her!

 

Liquidate him.

 

Can you hear the drums, Fernando?

 

This is my happening, and it freaks me out!

 

Would you like some more breadsticks?

 

 

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