Born:
Sort of...
Current
home: The woods near you house.
Marital
status: Me almost marry once,
bride scream, end of bride.
Children:
Delicious, with honey mustard sauce.
Car:
Me no have car. Me have "Monster Truck."
It haul ass.
Hobbies:
Roam about countryside, fly into violent
rage, terrorize villagers, rip arm off local constable, devour
cattle, photography, gardening.
The
book I've been reading: Frankenstein
Monster User Manual and Troubleshooting Guide, Vol. II,
by Victor Frankenstein.
Favorite
quote:
"It's
alive! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"
Most
irrational act: Me confuse
little girl for flower, throw in river. Me sorry.
Favorite
childhood memory: Me no have
childhood. Me just spare parts.
I want to teach
my children: Clean up room...or me
make flower mistake again.
Favorite
food: Me pretty much eat whatever
me find on run.
Prized
possessions: My Pokemon cards.
Me almost have all. Me like Pikachu. He cute!
Nobody
knows I'm: Misunderstood.
Me want be friend... or me kill you.
I'd
most like to trade places with: No
one. Me like me.
My
friends would describe me as: Hard
to get know at first.
On
Saturday night I like to: Sit,
drink, smoke cigar, listen to blind friend violin, Scrabble, chat
room, prank phone calls, bubble bath.
The
person I most admire is: Al
Gore. He steal my look, though.
Favorite movie:
Faces of Death VII, narrate
by Olsen twins.
Favorite
actor or actress:
Me think Mel Gibson hunk. Me worry about me.
Turn ons: Quiet
walks along beach, rainbows, electricity, REO Speedwagon, feel
of mash puppy between toes.
Turn offs: Pesky
villagers, torches, pitchforks, neck bolts, flat head, windmills,
Wolf Man (he think he so smart), people
who just want me for body,
over-commercialism of Christmas, rainy days, Igor.
The best advice
my mother ever gave me: Me no have
mother, but creator say "Those
stitches will never heal if you keep pickin' at them."
If I've learned
anything in life, it's: Drink good,
fire BAD, N'Sync worse.
I've never been
able to: Line dance. Me try once.
Many cowboy die.
If I were to win
the lottery, I would: Get new shoes,
right size underwear, manicure. Me too get haircut... just trim
on top, por favor.
The
song I most often sing in the shower is:
"Coward of the County."
The
thing I regret most:
Me never get valentine.
My
most embarrassing moment:
Smart-aleck villagers point out me wear
high-water pants.
My
most satisfying moment:
Destruction of village after pants remark.
When
people meet me:
Take wild guess.
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