home: The woods near you house.
status: Me almost marry once,
bride scream, end of bride.
Delicious, with honey mustard sauce.
Me no have car. Me have "Monster Truck."
It haul ass.
Roam about countryside, fly into violent
rage, terrorize villagers, rip arm off local constable, devour
cattle, photography, gardening.
book I've been reading: Frankenstein
Monster User Manual and Troubleshooting Guide, Vol. II,
by Victor Frankenstein.
alive! It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"
irrational act: Me confuse
little girl for flower, throw in river. Me sorry.
childhood memory: Me no have
childhood. Me just spare parts.
I want to teach
my children: Clean up room...or me
make flower mistake again.
food: Me pretty much eat whatever
me find on run.
possessions: My Pokemon cards.
Me almost have all. Me like Pikachu. He cute!
knows I'm: Misunderstood.
Me want be friend... or me kill you.
most like to trade places with: No
one. Me like me.
friends would describe me as: Hard
to get know at first.
Saturday night I like to: Sit,
drink, smoke cigar, listen to blind friend violin, Scrabble, chat
room, prank phone calls, bubble bath.
person I most admire is: Al
Gore. He steal my look, though.
Faces of Death VII, narrate
by Olsen twins.
actor or actress:
Me think Mel Gibson hunk. Me worry about me.
Turn ons: Quiet
walks along beach, rainbows, electricity, REO Speedwagon, feel
of mash puppy between toes.
Turn offs: Pesky
villagers, torches, pitchforks, neck bolts, flat head, windmills,
Wolf Man (he think he so smart), people
who just want me for body,
over-commercialism of Christmas, rainy days, Igor.
The best advice
my mother ever gave me: Me no have
mother, but creator say "Those
stitches will never heal if you keep pickin' at them."
If I've learned
anything in life, it's: Drink good,
fire BAD, N'Sync worse.
I've never been
able to: Line dance. Me try once.
Many cowboy die.
If I were to win
the lottery, I would: Get new shoes,
right size underwear, manicure. Me too get haircut... just trim
on top, por favor.
song I most often sing in the shower is:
"Coward of the County."
thing I regret most:
Me never get valentine.
most embarrassing moment:
Smart-aleck villagers point out me wear
most satisfying moment:
Destruction of village after pants remark.
people meet me:
Take wild guess.