Hot
Damn Hayride and Jack Daniels ChugFest 2002
Featuring
the return of last year's popular Hog-Lovin' Contest.
September
1st, City-County Building Assembly
Room
Kick
Jerry's Kids in the Shin (If
They Have a Shin) Labor
Day Walk-a-Thon
Labor Day, downtown Knoxville
Annual
"Big Labor Day Fireworks Extravaganza With Lame Soundtrack Accompaniment
Medley of Overplayed 70's Hits and That Tired Old Lee Greenwood Ballad
'God Bless the USA' with Continuous Mention of the Event's Radio Station
Sponsor Just In Case You Forget for One Moment Who's Sponsoring the
Thing"
Labor
Day, 9 pm, Knoxville riverfront
Knoxville
Museum of Art Open House
Abstract
and impressionist art, basket weaving, poetry reading, Peruvian pottery,
wine tasting, and all that other sissy crap.
6-11
pm, September 9th, Knoxville Museum of Art
Heineken
Holler, Hack, and Hurl Night
Every
Saturday night, Bambi's, Chapman Highway
Run-Over-a-Senior-Citizen-and-Spin-Your-Tires-in-Their-Guts
Day
2nd Tuesday in September, Knoxville
Center parking lot (at JC Penney entrance)
Lesbian
Appreciation Day
September
12th, Women's Basketball Hall of Fame
Wear
Nothing But Socks Day
September 13th. Sponsored by the Knoxville
Chapter of the League of Women Voters
Detonation
and Dispersement Exhibit and Show
(special
appearance by Knoxville native Pete "Stumpy" McDougal)
September
15, West High School Gymnasium
Shove
Your Pager Down the Front of Your Pants and Dance About the Room Karaoke
Night
September
14th, Shriner's Disco Temple
Erectile
Dysfunction Parade and Craft Fair
(featuring Marshal Andy and his strange,
sour-smelling cowboy pals)
September 15-17th, Market Square Mall
Condom
Dispenser Restoration and Repair Exhibition/Workshop (hosted
by former Action 10 News Anchor Bill Williams)
Friday-Sunday,
September 15-17, Jacobs Building, Chilhowee Park
Mayhem
On The Waterfront/Boat Expo (all
day event)
September
15th, Volunteer Landing
Tennessee
Valley Fair Trailer Park Queen Pageant
September
18th, Chilhowee Park Ampitheater
Knoxville
Rotary Club Porno Breakfast (with
featured speaker Mayor Victor Ashe)
7
am, September 20th, Porn 'o Plenty Adult Boutique
Interstate
Overpass Sniper and Cinder Block Drop Competition
10 am-4 pm, September 23, Clinton Highway
exit, I-640
The
12th Annual Rowdy Night on the Town
6-11 pm, September 23rd, Gay Street and
Market Square Mall
The
12th Annual Charred Corpse Roundup
8 am, September 24th, Gay Street and Market
Square Mall
Rehab
Rough-Housin'
September
27th, Knoxville Civic Coliseum
Mailbox
Demolition Tournament (on the Dogwood
Trail)
10 am- 5pm, September 30th, Sequoyah Hills
Calvacade
of Washed-Up and Desperate Country Music Stars (free
admission with donation of canned goods)
8 pm, September 30, Dollywood Theater,
Pigeon Forge
Mark
these events on your calendar! Please do!
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