I suppose everybody gets junk mail
at home as well at the workplace.
Well, if that isn't bad enough,
I decided to share some of mine with you.
This stuff is real.
Bedwetting
The Harriet Carter Gift Catalog
Youth on Fire
Even More Harriet Carter Crap
NEW!
The Clarke Ingram Collection
NEW!
The Prayer Rug!
As sure as the Pope's Catholic,
I'm sure there's more junk mail
on its way to me. You'll see it
here soon... that's a promise, baby.
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