Telephone Bomb Threat Checklist

Instructions: If you should receive a bomb threat over the phone, answer the items on this checklist. Try to remain as calm as possible, remain clothed, do not interrupt the caller, and be courteous to try to establish a rapport with the caller. If possible, have another person (preferably a manager) listen in on the conversation. Do not scream "We’re all gonna die!"

YOUR NAME: _______________________________________DATE: _________________ TIME: ______________

SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER:_____-____-______ MOTHER’S MAIDEN NAME: _______________________________

PROFILE OF CALLER:
SEX:
MALE FEMALE CANNOT DISTINGUISH UNCLE JERRY

ADULT JUVENILE

APPROXIMATE AGE: _____YEARS

APPROXIMATE AGE: _____IN DOG YEARS

FAVORITE COLOR:__________ FAVORITE FOOD:_________________ FAVORITE BACKSTREET BOY:_________

FAVORITE DAY OF WEEK:________________ HOBBIES (OTHER THAN BOMB THREATS): _____________________

TURN ONS AND TURN OFFS:_______________________________________________________________________

IDEA OF THE PERFECT ROMANTIC DATE: ____________________________________________________________

CALL ORIGIN:
LOCAL LONG DISTANCE PHONE BOOTH CELLULAR CAR PHONE MIDDLE EAST
OVER YONDER OUTER SPACE CLEVELAND THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND TANTOOINE
FUNKYTOWN

VOICE CHARACTERISTICS SPEECH LANGUAGE ACCENT

Loud Soft
High Pitch Deep
Raspy Pleasant
Intoxicated
Gay
REALLY GAY
Other___________

Fast Slow
Distinct
Distorted
Stutter Nasal
Slurred
Darth Vader
Hairlip
Funny Duck Voice
Other___________

Excellent Good
Fair Poor
Foul Rap
Pig Latin Pygmy
Baby Talk
Other______________

Local Hick
Oregano
Foreign ____________
French Schoolgirl
Really Annoying Yankee
Fake Jamaican Tarot Card Reader
Race ______________

MANNER BACKGROUND NOISES

DO NOT
WRITE IN
THIS SPACE.

DAMN YOU.

 

Calm Angry Rational
Irrational
Coherent
Incoherent
Deliberate
Emotional
Righteous
Laughing
Crying
Dainty
The Edge of Reality
Factory Trains Machines Bedlam
Bedwetting Moaning Quiet Too Quiet
Farting Excessive Farting Weeping
Wailing Gnashing of Teeth Voices
Office Airplanes Elephants Party
Bingo Party Auction
Mixed Atmosphere Reentering Atmosphere
Gunshots Foghorn Foghorn Leghorn
Nagging Mother

 

INFORMATION ABOUT BOMB

Pretend to have difficulty hearing to keep the caller on the line. If the caller is agreeable, ask questions such as:

What kind of bomb is it?_______________________________________________ Is it a "sex" bomb? YES NO

Did you make the bomb or purchase it? MADE PURCHASED RECEIVED AS GIFT

If purchased, where did you purchase it? Bombs-R-Us WalMart Radio Shack Jenny’s Hallmark

eBay Church Bake Sale Flea Market Street Vendor "Big Bill" Blalock South Carolina

Other _________________________________________________________________________

When is it set to explode? Time ____________ Time Remaining __________________________________________

Where is bomb located? Building ____________________ Area of Building ________________________________

Does caller appear familiar with layout of facilities in his/her description of the bomb location?

YES NO NONE OF MY DAMN BUSINESS

How do you know so much about bombs?____________________________________________________________

Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? __________________________________________  

What is your name and address?___________________________________________________________________

What night is Frasier on?____________________ Do you like the circus? YES NO All except for the clowns

Will you take me to the circus? YES NO OK, but only if you buy me a glow-in-the-dark butt whistle.

IMMEDIATE ACTION: Notifications: manager, 911, run like hell!